His uncanny sensory abilities will hopefully direct searchers as he yells "The plane! The plane!" in a funny midget voice.
Friday, June 05, 2009
New tool in search for Air France Flight 447 wreckage
The French navy has revealed a new tool that will aid them find missing flight 447. Tattoo from Fantasy Island is to be mounted on a special pole at the bow of a ship.
His uncanny sensory abilities will hopefully direct searchers as he yells "The plane! The plane!" in a funny midget voice.
The above post is not true
His uncanny sensory abilities will hopefully direct searchers as he yells "The plane! The plane!" in a funny midget voice.
Thursday, June 04, 2009
More disclaimers!
Due to the graphic nature of this web site, I find it necessary to put this line at the end of every post from now on.
THE ABOVE POST IS NOT TRUE
Two girls one cup or 2g1c or 2 girls 1 cup - whatever
So some sick fucker, no, I mean really sick, has posted this on the internet.
I warn you now... if you don't want two see a woman shitting in a glass and then eating it and then puking in another woman's mouth, don't click on the following link:
Two Girls One Cup
CHRIST!
I warn you now... if you don't want two see a woman shitting in a glass and then eating it and then puking in another woman's mouth, don't click on the following link:
Two Girls One Cup
CHRIST!
Tuesday, June 02, 2009
Air France flight 447 survivors found in USA
Several passengers from missing Air France flight 447 have been found by US Border Patrol agents in New Mexico.
The passengers are in good health and show no signs of distress. Curiously one of the passengers asked a reporter what the date was and became disoriented when learning it is 2009.
The discovery comes several hours after residents of Silver City, NM reported seeing a UFO in the area.
Neil, Kazumi and Sam Puttick
This site is usually filled with childish drivel and other crap. This post isn't more of the same.
On Monday I read a story on the BBC about an apparent triple suicide. Two parents and their child were found at the bottom of a cliff. I was filled with anger towards the parents. I couldn't understand how a mother or father could take the life of their child no matter how bleak they felt their situation.
Today I learned the truth. The child, Sam, had died at home a few days earlier from natural causes and the parents had decided to end their own lives as a result.
As I read more I learned that Sam had been paralyzed when he was just a year old, his parents were devoted and loving and cared for him the remainder of his life.
A website was created called Stuff4Sam to raise money for Sam.
I usually don't have any compassion or empathy for suicides. In this case though I completely understand why Sam's parents took their lives.
The BBC article is here.
My thoughts go out to the friends and family left behind.
On Monday I read a story on the BBC about an apparent triple suicide. Two parents and their child were found at the bottom of a cliff. I was filled with anger towards the parents. I couldn't understand how a mother or father could take the life of their child no matter how bleak they felt their situation.
Today I learned the truth. The child, Sam, had died at home a few days earlier from natural causes and the parents had decided to end their own lives as a result.
As I read more I learned that Sam had been paralyzed when he was just a year old, his parents were devoted and loving and cared for him the remainder of his life.
A website was created called Stuff4Sam to raise money for Sam.
I usually don't have any compassion or empathy for suicides. In this case though I completely understand why Sam's parents took their lives.
The BBC article is here.
My thoughts go out to the friends and family left behind.
Monday, June 01, 2009
Susan Boyle dead from suicide
Shaggy dog lookalike Susan Boyle of amateur singing fame was found dead today.
Boyle rose to fame singing karaoke on Britain's Got Talent, a shitty show with some guy who used to write for the Sun newspaper in England.
Boyle was no stranger to show business, in her teenage years she had a promising movie career and starred in the first three Star Wars movies playing Chewbacca. Sadly premature hair loss (except on her eyebrows) forced Boyle into hiding.
Susan Boyle was found dead at her home in Scotland, surrounded by 15 pet cats.
Air France flight 447 found
Wreckage presumed to be Air France flight 447 has been found in the Sunda Trench which is in the Indian Ocean near Bali, and all passengers are presumed dead.
In reality, however, the discovered wreckage was staged. The real plane had suffered a mid-air break-up and crashed on an uncharted Island, with more than 70 passengers surviving the crash itself. Later, six of those survivors made it off the Island and became known as the Oceanic Six.
After hitting turbulence, the plane began to descend and then underwent a mid-air break-up. The tail section broke off first, and crashed into the ocean.
Most of the survivors had to swim to the beach, with the exception of Bernard Nadler, whose seat ended up in a tree in the jungle not too far from the beach. 22 passengers from the tail section initially survived the crash. Moments later, the front/cockpit section and the middle sections crashed on the other side of the Island. The front section crashed in the jungle, and as far as is known, everyone except the pilot was killed upon impact.
Meanwhile, the middle section crossed over the island (dropping Jack Shephard in the jungle near the shore) and came to land on the beach, where the majority of the survivors landed. 48 passengers from the main fuselage section survived the crash, although Gary Troup was killed only moments later, when he was sucked into an engine and caused it to explode.
Other debris scattered the Island, including the cargo compartment which landed mainly around the caves, and a number of seats which landed in a natural pool in the jungle.
Air France flight 447 hijacked by space aliens
An Air France plane carrying 228 people from Brazil to France has vanished over the Atlantic after a possible UFO encounter, airline officials say. Thankfully most of the people on board the plane were French.
The Airbus sent an automatic message at 0214 GMT, four hours after leaving Rio de Janeiro, reporting a short circuit as it flew through strong turbulence.
Brazilian officials have revealed that the automatic message could only be triggered by incredible amounts of radiation, such as those caused by the propulsion system of a UFO.
It was well over the ocean when it was lost, making the Brazilian and French search planes task more difficult.
Charles de Gaulle airport in Paris has set up a crisis centre.
Brazil has a long history of alien encounters. In 1977 on the Brazilian island of Colares, UFOs attacked the citizens with intense beams of radiation that left burn marks and puncture wounds.
These sightings led to the Brazilian government sending a team to investigate under the codename Operation Saucer.
Susan Boyle rapes hobo
Britain's Got Talent's star Susan Boyle has been admitted to a private London clinic, it is being reported.
The Sun said the Scottish singer has been admitted to the Priory clinic with exhaustion a day after she was runner-up in ITV1 talent show final.
Police were called to a London hotel on Sunday at 1800 BST to doctors assessing a woman under the Mental Health Act, Scotland Yard confirmed.
The Sun said the Scottish singer has been admitted to the Priory clinic with exhaustion a day after she was runner-up in ITV1 talent show final.
Police were called to a London hotel on Sunday at 1800 BST to doctors assessing a woman under the Mental Health Act, Scotland Yard confirmed.
Jenny Fradgley
This is Mayor Jenny Fradgley of Stratford-upon-Avon, England. This is the woman who doesn't like having a sex toy store in her town. Take a good look. I bet she hasn't had a deep dicking in a looooooong time.
I did hear a rumor that she sucks dogs cocks though.
Sunday, May 31, 2009
Romeo and Juliet's Adult Boutique
A sex toy store could damage the image of William Shakespeare's home town, the mayor has said.
Romeo and Juliet's Adult Boutique is due to open in downtown Stratford-upon-Avon, England, on Friday.
Mayor Jenny Fradgley (who presumably never owned a dildo in her life) said "It can't be good for the image Stratford is trying to promote for itself."
But store owner Katie Gilbert (who presumably has owned many, many dildos and probably big fuckers at that) said the Bard's plays had many sexual references and "he would be proud".
Ms Fradgley feels the store could 'lower the tone' and was not in line with the World Class Stratford initiative which aimed to transform the town.
She added it was also near a bus stop used by schoolchildren. I'm assuming none of the schoolchildren have access to the internet or TV and don't know what tits are.
Friday, May 29, 2009
It's the end of the world (again)
Chinese fishing boats are reported to be leaving the tense inter-Korean border in the Yellow Sea after North Korea's threat of military action.
South Korea's Yonhap news agency quoted defense sources as saying the South's military authorities are trying to find out if Chinese ships were told to go.
South Korea's Yonhap news agency quoted defense sources as saying the South's military authorities are trying to find out if Chinese ships were told to go.
Thursday, May 28, 2009
uh-oh, here come the lawyers!
The lawyers for Detroit Free Press (whoever the fuck they are) sent me the following message today.
Well "Frank, Haron, Weiner & Navarro, LLP" you can quit your crying, the pictures are gone. The posts were three fucking years ago and really aren't funny now.
I guess this has more to do with the person in the photo than the person who took the photo. I see she's still eating all the pies.
Oh, and by the way:
Section 107 of the Copyright Act, entitled, "Limitations on Exclusive Rights: Fair Use," is the statutory codification of the fair use doctrine. This judicially developed concept strives to balance the public's need to know and be informed against authors' incentives to create. The copyright law contemplates that fair use of a copyrighted work without permission shall be for purposes such as (1) criticism and comment, (2) parody and satire, (3) scholarship and research, (4) news reporting and (5) teaching, and that such fair use will not result in the infringement of a copyrighted work. As one may expect, authors and publishers usually take a restrictive view of the fair use doctrine, while users of copyrighted materials generally take a more expansive view.
You'll have a hard time finding a judge who doesn't rule this web site falls within (1) criticism and comment AND (2) parody and satire.
One last point.... in order to sue someone you have to a) Know who they are and b) Have legal jurisdiction... you don't have either.
It has come to our attention that a portion of your website contains in part or in whole a portion of copyrighted material created for the sole use of the Detroit Media Partnership and its entities. We are respectfully requesting that your delete the portion therein which contains copyrighted editorial content or images which were created for publication in our newspapers. We request that you delete this content with 10 days of this notification.
Remove links identified with images violating copyright of photographer and DMP:
http://www.armedtechnician.com/2006/06/around-world-with-audrey-seilheimer.html
http://www.armedtechnician.com/2006/06/audrey-seilheimer-beaten-by-retard.html
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Thank you for your prompt attention to this matter.
Frank, Haron, Weiner & Navarro, LLP
Well "Frank, Haron, Weiner & Navarro, LLP" you can quit your crying, the pictures are gone. The posts were three fucking years ago and really aren't funny now.
I guess this has more to do with the person in the photo than the person who took the photo. I see she's still eating all the pies.
Oh, and by the way:
Section 107 of the Copyright Act, entitled, "Limitations on Exclusive Rights: Fair Use," is the statutory codification of the fair use doctrine. This judicially developed concept strives to balance the public's need to know and be informed against authors' incentives to create. The copyright law contemplates that fair use of a copyrighted work without permission shall be for purposes such as (1) criticism and comment, (2) parody and satire, (3) scholarship and research, (4) news reporting and (5) teaching, and that such fair use will not result in the infringement of a copyrighted work. As one may expect, authors and publishers usually take a restrictive view of the fair use doctrine, while users of copyrighted materials generally take a more expansive view.
You'll have a hard time finding a judge who doesn't rule this web site falls within (1) criticism and comment AND (2) parody and satire.
One last point.... in order to sue someone you have to a) Know who they are and b) Have legal jurisdiction... you don't have either.
Audrey Seilheimer is a fat cunt
Apparently she found a really old post on here with pictures of her and complained to the local rag that took the photos... stupid fat cunt.
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